I’ve never enjoyed writing a bio . . .

It always feels as if one is displaying who they are, in hope that one may identify.  I’ve never enjoyed boxes; I understand it’s easier to classify who’s who. I’ve never enjoyed the display car in the window; maybe the car never enjoyed it either, but someone bought it.  I’ve never enjoyed cold coffee unless the summer was hot. I’ve never enjoyed hailing a cab; I’ve always felt like the cab should be there waiting. I’ve never enjoyed liver; I just never understood why someone would think that’s okay to offer me. I’ve never enjoyed meaningless conversation, so I don’t have them. I’ve never enjoyed opinions with no merit to make one grow. I’ve never enjoyed someone close to me taking the last sip of my drink. Why would you do that? I’ve always enjoyed New Yorkers. They say how they feel and keep on walking. That’s all ladies and gentlemen.

- Will Catlett.